Various found texts come together to form a surreal narrative set on Planet Onion, where anthropomorphic onions confront existential questions and state control during an absurd voyage into outer space. The source material includes George Orwell’s 1984, a NASA video featuring Dr. Michelle Thaller, and Gary Shteyngart’s satirical article on Russian media. Humor and absurdity are used to explore the contradictions of authoritarianism and the longing for cosmic meaning, fusing speculative fiction with critical commentary.